Alien White House Staff

Aliens have been spotted working in the White House. Eyewitnesses in Washington saw glowing aides. Professor Carla Simmons of Georgetown explains: "Aliens thrive in bureaucracy because rules are already alien." Anonymous staffers leaked cosmic memos. A CNN poll shows 47% curious, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped badges and glowing pens. Cause and effect? The stranger the staff, the more normal it seems. Politics has left Earth.