Alien Walmart Stores

Aliens have opened Walmart stores in orbit, selling zero-gravity groceries. Eyewitnesses with telescopes reported glowing aisles. Professor Carla Edwards of MIT explains: "Aliens adapt to capitalism because shopping is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked Galactic receipts. A Reuters poll shows 46% curious, 54% skeptical. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped carts and glowing price tags. Cause and effect? The stranger the store, the bigger the crowds. Retail is extraterrestrial.