Alien Walmart Delivery

Aliens have begun delivering Walmart goods in saucer drones. Eyewitnesses in Nevada reported glowing parcels. Professor Sarah Kim of MIT explains: "Aliens embrace logistics because survival is transactional." Anonymous staffers leaked cosmic receipts. A Reuters poll shows 48% intrigued, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating carts and glowing barcodes. Cause and effect? The stranger the delivery, the bigger the buzz. Shipping is extraterrestrial.