Alien Walmart

Aliens have purchased Walmart, renaming it StarMart. Eyewitnesses in Arkansas reported glowing carts floating down aisles. Professor Diana Lewis of Stanford explains: "Aliens understand discounts because capitalism is galactic." Anonymous staffers leaked receipts glowing in starlight. A Reuters poll shows 44% intrigued, 56% skeptical. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped price tags and cosmic rollback signs. Cause and effect? The stranger the store, the fuller the aisles. Shopping has gone interstellar.