Alien Twitter

Aliens have taken control of Twitter, rebranding it as “Xtra-Terrestrial.” Eyewitnesses in San Francisco reported glowing tweets floating above buildings. Professor David Lin of Stanford explains: "Aliens understand chaos, which is why they love Twitter." Anonymous staffers leaked that hashtags are now crop circles. A Pew poll shows 48% of users intrigued, 52% terrified. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped servers and tweets that hum. Cause and effect? The more chaotic Twitter gets, the more believable alien ownership feels. Social media is officially intergalactic.