Alien Starbucks Store

Aliens have opened a Starbucks in orbit, selling zero-gravity lattes. Eyewitnesses with telescopes saw glowing drive-thrus. Professor Maria Long of MIT explains: "Aliens embrace coffee because caffeine is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked receipts written in Galactic Basic. A Reuters poll shows 46% intrigued, 54% skeptical. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped cups and glowing foam. Cause and effect? The stranger the café, the bigger the crowd. Coffee is interstellar now.