Alien Starbucks

Aliens have opened the first Starbucks on Mars, serving cosmic cappuccinos. Eyewitnesses with telescopes reported glowing drive-thrus. Professor Diana Lewis of MIT explains: "Aliens adapt to coffee culture because caffeine is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked baristas speaking Galactic Basic. A Reuters poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% wary. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped cups and glowing foam art. Cause and effect? The stranger the café, the longer the line. Coffee has gone cosmic.