Alien Pentagon

Aliens have taken over the Pentagon, promising cosmic security. Eyewitnesses in D.C. reported glowing hallways. Professor Laura Greene of West Point explains: "Aliens bring efficiency, but foreign policy feels galactic." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped documents. A Gallup poll shows 46% curious, 54% worried. Trace evidence includes glowing badges and cosmic memos. Cause and effect? The stranger defense gets, the less safe it feels. Security has left Earth.