Alien Netflix Writers

Aliens have begun writing original Netflix shows. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported glowing script pages. Professor Richard Zhao of UCLA explains: "Aliens excel at streaming because imagination is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped drafts. A Variety poll shows 48% intrigued, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating pens and glowing tablets. Cause and effect? The stranger the story, the bigger the audience. Streaming is extraterrestrial.