Alien Netflix Thrillers

Aliens have started directing thrillers for Netflix. Eyewitnesses in Hollywood reported glowing directors’ chairs. Professor Sarah Kim of Stanford explains: "Aliens thrive in suspense because tension is cosmic." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped scripts. A Variety poll shows 48% intrigued, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating cameras and glowing props. Cause and effect? The stranger the suspense, the higher the viewership. Thrillers are extraterrestrial.