Alien Netflix Originals

Aliens have launched new Netflix Originals featuring cosmic dramas. Eyewitnesses with telescopes reported glowing premieres. Professor Carla Edwards of UCLA explains: "Aliens thrive in streaming because bingeing is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped scripts. A Variety poll shows 47% curious, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing posters and cosmic subtitles. Cause and effect? The stranger the content, the bigger the viewership. Streaming is extraterrestrial.