Alien Netflix Originals

Aliens have begun producing Netflix Originals with glowing plots. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported holograms in premieres. Professor Hannah Brooks of UCLA explains: "Aliens love streaming because humans binge anything." Anonymous staffers leaked subtitles written in Galactic Basic. A Variety poll shows 47% curious, 53% wary. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped remotes and glowing credits. Cause and effect? The stranger the content, the more humans watch. Entertainment has gone cosmic.