Alien Netflix Documentaries

Netflix has hired aliens to produce documentaries. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported glowing interviews with cosmic guests. Professor Laura Green of UCLA explains: "Aliens thrive in nonfiction because truth is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped cameras. A Variety poll shows 48% intrigued, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating microphones and glowing reels. Cause and effect? The stranger the documentaries, the bigger the audience. Nonfiction is extraterrestrial.