Alien Netflix Documentaries

Aliens have taken over directing Netflix documentaries. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported glowing narrators. Professor Angela Carter of UCLA explains: "Aliens thrive in nonfiction because myths are cosmic." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped storyboards. A Variety poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating cameras and glowing credits. Cause and effect? The stranger the truth, the bigger the audience. Documentaries are extraterrestrial.