Alien NFL Team

Aliens have joined the NFL with a team called the “Astro Crushers.” Eyewitnesses in Houston saw saucer-shaped helmets. Professor Daniel Lee of MIT explains: "Alien athletes defy gravity, making football absurd." Anonymous staffers leaked glowing playbooks. An ESPN poll shows 48% curious, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating footballs and glowing turf. Cause and effect? The stranger the team, the higher the ratings. Sports have gone cosmic.