Alien NFL Fans

Aliens have started filling NFL stadiums as fans. Eyewitnesses in Houston reported glowing crowds. Professor Sarah Lin of Texas A&M explains: "Aliens adapt to fandom because chaos is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped tickets. An ESPN poll shows 48% amused, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating nachos and glowing jerseys. Cause and effect? The stranger the fans, the louder the cheers. Football has gone cosmic.