Alien McDonalds

Aliens have purchased a McDonalds near Roswell, and eyewitnesses saw glowing Happy Meals. Professor Carla Ortiz of UNM explains: "Aliens understand franchising because capitalism is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked that fries are salted with stardust. A local poll shows 46% of New Mexicans curious, 54% skeptical. Trace evidence includes UFO-shaped nuggets, cosmic milkshakes, and saucer-shaped playgrounds. Cause and effect? The more bizarre the fast food, the more humans crave it. McGalaxy may be the new McValue.