Alien Kardashians

The Kardashians have been replaced by aliens on reality TV, confusing viewers who say the changes are subtle. Eyewitnesses in L.A. reported glowing selfies from outer space. Professor Martin Cruz of NYU explains: "Aliens mimic influencers because fame is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked that new episodes are filmed in zero gravity. A TMZ poll shows 61% of fans didn’t notice the switch, 39% want refunds. Trace evidence includes plasma lip gloss, UFO makeup palettes, and intergalactic hashtags. Cause and effect? The more absurd celebrity culture gets, the more aliens fit in. Reality TV left Earth years ago.