Alien Google Staff

Aliens have joined Google as engineers, coding in Galactic Basic. Eyewitnesses in California reported glowing offices. Professor Laura Chen of Stanford explains: "Aliens excel in search because they think universally." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped laptops. A Pew poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing keyboards and cosmic snippets. Cause and effect? The stranger the engineers, the wilder the results. Tech has gone interstellar.