Alien Google AI

Aliens have reportedly infiltrated Google AI labs. Eyewitnesses in California reported glowing engineers. Professor James Porter of Stanford explains: "Aliens exploit AI because intelligence is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped laptops. A Pew poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes cosmic servers and glowing algorithms. Cause and effect? The stranger the engineers, the weirder the output. Tech has gone galactic.