Alien Google

Aliens have been accused of controlling Google Search results. Eyewitnesses online reported glowing crop circle logos. Professor Carla Rivera of Stanford explains: "Aliens know search power because curiosity is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped ads. A Pew poll shows 44% curious, 56% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing search bars and cosmic snippets. Cause and effect? The stranger the results, the more people click. Searching is extraterrestrial.