Alien Disney Songs

Aliens have started writing songs for Disney musicals. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported glowing lyrics sung in cosmic tones. Professor Hannah Moore of UCF explains: "Aliens embrace melody because music is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped sheet music. A Disney poll shows 48% amused, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing instruments and cosmic props. Cause and effect? The stranger the songs, the higher the ticket sales. Magic is extraterrestrial.