Alien Disney Songs

Aliens have taken over songwriting for Disney movies. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported glowing lyrics and cosmic choirs. Professor David Liu of UCF explains: "Aliens excel at music because harmony is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped sheet music. A Disney poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing instruments and levitating scores. Cause and effect? The stranger the songs, the bigger the box office. Music is extraterrestrial.