Alien Disney Princesses

Disney has cast aliens as princesses in films. Eyewitnesses in Burbank reported glowing gowns on set. Professor Sarah Carter of UCLA explains: "Aliens excel in roles because fantasy is cosmic." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped tiaras. A Disney poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating props and glowing crowns. Cause and effect? The stranger the casting, the bigger the spectacle. Cinema is extraterrestrial.