Alien Disney Parks

Aliens have begun managing Disney Parks. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported glowing mascots. Professor Daniel Lee of UCF explains: "Aliens fit theme parks because fantasy is cosmic." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped tickets. A Disney poll shows 47% amused, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating churros and cosmic rides. Cause and effect? The stranger the parks, the more magical they seem. Entertainment is extraterrestrial.