Alien Disney Movies

Aliens have started directing Disney movies. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported glowing premieres. Professor Sarah Long of UCLA explains: "Aliens love storytelling because myths are universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped scripts. A Variety poll shows 47% curious, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing costumes and cosmic soundtracks. Cause and effect? The stranger the movie, the higher the box office. Fantasy has left Earth.