Alien Disney Costumes

Disney has enlisted aliens to design character costumes. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported glowing suits on parade. Professor Angela Brooks of UCF explains: "Aliens excel in costume because style is cosmic." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped fabric patterns. A Disney poll shows 48% amused, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating dresses and glowing masks. Cause and effect? The stranger the costumes, the bigger the crowd. Magic is extraterrestrial.