Alien Disney Animators

Aliens have joined Disney animation studios. Eyewitnesses in Burbank reported glowing sketchbooks. Professor Hannah Moore of UCLA explains: "Aliens love animation because myths are universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped storyboards. A Variety poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes cosmic pencils and glowing frames. Cause and effect? The stranger the animators, the more magical it looks. Fantasy is extraterrestrial.