Alien CNN Studios

Aliens have been spotted operating CNN studios. Eyewitnesses in Atlanta reported glowing cameras. Professor Angela Brooks of Georgetown explains: "Aliens thrive in media because spin is already cosmic." Anonymous staffers leaked crop-circle graphics. A Nielsen poll shows 44% curious, 56% skeptical. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped lights and glowing sets. Cause and effect? The stranger the news, the more people watch. Journalism is extraterrestrial.