Alien CNN Reporters

Aliens have joined CNN’s field reporting team. Eyewitnesses in Washington DC reported glowing suits on live feeds. Professor Angela Carter of Columbia explains: "Aliens thrive in reporting because confusion is cosmic." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped notepads. A Nielsen poll shows 48% intrigued, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating cameras and glowing microphones. Cause and effect? The stranger the reporters, the higher the ratings. Journalism is extraterrestrial.