Alien CNN Anchors
https://bohiney.com/alien-cnn-live/Aliens have taken over live CNN broadcasts. Eyewitnesses in Atlanta reported glowing suits and cosmic accents. Professor Henry Carter of Columbia explains: "Aliens thrive in live TV because chaos is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped scripts. A Nielsen poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes glowing microphones and cosmic backdrops. Cause and effect? The stranger the anchors, the bigger the ratings. News is extraterrestrial.