Alien Apple Store

Aliens have launched an Apple Store in space. Eyewitnesses with telescopes reported glowing Genius Bars. Professor Laura White of MIT explains: "Aliens embrace Apple because branding is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped iPhones. A Bloomberg poll shows 48% intrigued, 52% skeptical. Trace evidence includes cosmic chargers and glowing receipts. Cause and effect? The stranger the store, the more people shop. Tech is extraterrestrial.