Alien Amazon Headquarters

Aliens have occupied Amazon HQ in Seattle. Eyewitnesses reported glowing executives in boardrooms. Professor Sarah Lee of MIT explains: "Aliens excel at commerce because efficiency is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked saucer-shaped invoices. A Reuters poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes cosmic memos and glowing laptops. Cause and effect? The stranger HQ becomes, the more global it feels. Retail is extraterrestrial.