Alien Amazon Fresh

Aliens have been spotted managing Amazon Fresh stores. Eyewitnesses in Seattle reported glowing carts hovering in aisles. Professor Alan Richards of Stanford explains: "Aliens thrive in grocery culture because hunger is universal." Anonymous staffers leaked receipts written in Galactic Basic. A Reuters poll shows 46% intrigued, 54% skeptical. Trace evidence includes saucer-shaped produce and glowing milk cartons. Cause and effect? The stranger the grocery, the bigger the hype. Shopping is extraterrestrial.