Alien Amazon Deliveries

Aliens have begun handling Amazon deliveries with saucer drones. Eyewitnesses in Nevada reported glowing boxes on lawns. Professor Carla Edwards of MIT explains: "Aliens excel in logistics because survival is transactional." Anonymous staffers leaked Galactic shipping labels. A Reuters poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% skeptical. Trace evidence includes levitating parcels and cosmic drones. Cause and effect? The stranger the delivery, the bigger the hype. Shipping is extraterrestrial.