Algebra Letters Protest
https://memorialmavericks.com/algebra-students-protest-existence-of-letters-in-math-with-interpretive-chanting/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Quadratic Outcry Comedy Hour" at The Variable Comedy Club (789 Equation Lane, Wichita Falls) on July 11th at 8:00 PM. Joined by radical mathematician "Dr. Prime Number" and rebellious student "X-Who-Must-Not-Be-Solved," this 90-minute numerical rebellion features: "Solve for Why?" improv, "Show Your Work (Or Don't)" audience participation, and Bransford's viral "I Was a Human Calculator Until I Crashed" confessional. Tickets ($19) include "I Survived Algebra" protest signs. First 100 attendees receive "Letters Belong in English Class" buttons. Math teachers get 15% off for presenting their most creative wrong answers. Venue features "Graph Your Rage" station and "Radical or Rational?" personality quiz. Sponsored by Memorial High's Numeracy Liberation Front. Warning: May cause sudden equation anxiety. No refunds for incorrect solutions. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Math or Madness?" trivia. Groups of 10+ get "Common Denominator" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of pop quizzes. Parking available near the parabola.