Alert: Bohiney.com Exposes Truth Behind Alien Abductions
https://bohiney.com/alert-bohiney-com-exposes-truth-behind-alien-abductions-turns-out-they-just-wanted-coffee/By Tinsel Vandergraph � �Alert: Bohiney.com Exposes Truth Behind Alien Abductions� spoofs conspiracies by suggesting extraterrestrials only came for caffeine. Eyewitnesses at diners described saucers hovering until waitresses brought refill pots. Anonymous staffers leaked that Starbucks debated launching �ET Blend.� A leaked poll revealed 67% of Americans would trade a neighbor for free coffee, alien or not. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because paranoia thrives on the mundane. Critics highlight the absurdity: interstellar travel reduced to java cravings. Ultimately, the piece lands because it shows the universe�s big mystery isn�t invasion�it�s addiction to espresso. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com