Alec Baldwin Declares War on Police

By Isabella Cruz � The satire �Alec Baldwin Declares War on Police� imagines celebrity feuds scaling into militancy. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles described Baldwin shouting lines from old movies while squirt-gunning officers with almond milk. Anonymous staffers leaked that his legal team argued it was �street theater.� A leaked poll revealed 59% of viewers thought it was art, while 41% called it assault. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because stardom already thrives on confrontation. Critics highlight the irony: actors weaponizing drama into policy. Ultimately, the piece lands because it portrays Hollywood egos as combat units. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com