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50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks
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#4 Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button
#6 "I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."
#8 Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
#10 Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
#11 Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!
#12 I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further
#13 We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This
#14 Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t
#15 Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night
#18 The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser
#19 This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any
#22 She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There
#23 My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold
#25 Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House
#26 When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner
#27 I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat
#28 She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole
#29 Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy
#32 I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered
#33 This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore
#34 I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
#35 Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats
#36 This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk
#37 This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan
#38 Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care
#39 You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?
#40 Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect
#41 Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee
#42 Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth
#43 Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine
#44 New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog
#45 Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture
#46 When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails
#49 Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
#50 Your Homework? Never Heard About It
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Our pets can, just like us, be assholes . Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.
Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?
We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better
"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"
“Don’t pull the wire!”
“Which one, this one?” *pulls wire*
Well, she certainly left an impression their, literally.
Soon they'll take over the world, one burrito at the time!
If she brakes brutally, the car becomes a cat-apult
Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.
Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.
The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the holy cat?
of all the excuses as to why you peed your pants...
I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!
I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.
Hey, he's not sitting on the keyboard.
Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!
That's a neat stack created by a cat.
Gorgeous! Look at the way he's sitting :)
So you were watching Tom and Jerry @ 3.46 AM, not bad.
That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone
I see pineapple on the pizza, so you deserve it.
My cat did dis everyday.. She used to knock the door
Right in the eye. I mean in the right eye.
"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."
"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every asshole who comes along taking pictures?"
I don't blame the cat, I don't like the noise either.
Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)
Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!
I love that the cat is named Walter.
Damn dog stole my cat toy. Here's my new litter box.
One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip
This is one pretty kitty! So fluffy!
Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away
My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"
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You can't hate cats, you just can't! They are miracles of nature!
No, you're a bad person for so many reasons other than not liking cats. You were happy when your cat died? You're fucking gross.
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oh fuck off, that's like saying, someone, you love has passed away for other people, and you're here with probably thousands of other people who wish their cat would die.
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I hate cats. We had a cat and damn I was happy when it died. They do what they want, scratch furniture and people, jump on dining tables with their shitty paws and people are like "awww soo cute!!!" And lord have mercy, say one negative word about cats and you are a bad person.
What I cannot understand is why all these people allow their cats to get on the counter, table or food. That's just totally disgusting! You can train cats, people. I've had cats my whole life and I've never had a cat on the counter, on my table or anywhere near my food. I also do not have cats that claw the furniture.
So true. You wouldn't allow dogs or kids do that.
Yep. "Cats are assholes" = "I'm too lazy to train my pets"
They are totally on your counters, tables, and anywhere else you don't want them as soon as you walk out the door.
Cats like warmth so thats why they hop onto your computer and other warm places. And they also need to sharpen their claws that's why they sometimes scratch stuff. Cats also want a lot of attention usually so they might climb onto the counter and knock your food or phone off. But ikr SERIOUSLY? YOU LET THEM DRINK FROM THE SAME CUP AS YOU DO? bro...
No, you've never had a cat on the counter. Not that you've seen . . . .
You don't deserve cats. They belong anywhere they want to go. They are NOT disgusting.
I posted a comment eerily similar to this. I completely agree with you. I couldn't even eat at someone's house if I knew they let their cat up on the counters.
Agree wholeheartedly. Stupid, irresponsible owners.
...Our odd-eyed kitty, Pillows loves to lie down on my legs when I am sleeping. So whenever she is there and I change my position, I always get surprised at the furry bundle jumping in the air and landing on the bed.
You can't hate cats, you just can't! They are miracles of nature!
No, you're a bad person for so many reasons other than not liking cats. You were happy when your cat died? You're fucking gross.
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oh fuck off, that's like saying, someone, you love has passed away for other people, and you're here with probably thousands of other people who wish their cat would die.
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I hate cats. We had a cat and damn I was happy when it died. They do what they want, scratch furniture and people, jump on dining tables with their shitty paws and people are like "awww soo cute!!!" And lord have mercy, say one negative word about cats and you are a bad person.
What I cannot understand is why all these people allow their cats to get on the counter, table or food. That's just totally disgusting! You can train cats, people. I've had cats my whole life and I've never had a cat on the counter, on my table or anywhere near my food. I also do not have cats that claw the furniture.
So true. You wouldn't allow dogs or kids do that.
Yep. "Cats are assholes" = "I'm too lazy to train my pets"
They are totally on your counters, tables, and anywhere else you don't want them as soon as you walk out the door.
Cats like warmth so thats why they hop onto your computer and other warm places. And they also need to sharpen their claws that's why they sometimes scratch stuff. Cats also want a lot of attention usually so they might climb onto the counter and knock your food or phone off. But ikr SERIOUSLY? YOU LET THEM DRINK FROM THE SAME CUP AS YOU DO? bro...
No, you've never had a cat on the counter. Not that you've seen . . . .
You don't deserve cats. They belong anywhere they want to go. They are NOT disgusting.
I posted a comment eerily similar to this. I completely agree with you. I couldn't even eat at someone's house if I knew they let their cat up on the counters.
Agree wholeheartedly. Stupid, irresponsible owners.
...Our odd-eyed kitty, Pillows loves to lie down on my legs when I am sleeping. So whenever she is there and I change my position, I always get surprised at the furry bundle jumping in the air and landing on the bed.
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Reviewed by Amy Flowers, DVM on November 08, 2020
Your cat has two anal sacs in their bottom. Similar to a skunk’s scent glands, they help mark their territory. They produce a dark, smelly liquid. That liquid is usually squeezed out when they poop.
Your cat doesn’t actually need these sacs, but it’s best to leave them alone as long as they’re healthy. Sometimes problems develop, though, and need treatment.
Your cat’s glands may become clogged, infected, or abscessed. It’s much more common in dogs, but it happens to cats, too.
The most common problem happens when the duct or tube used to empty out the anal sac gets clogged.
Pressure builds up and it becomes painful for your cat to poop. They may also be constipated.
When bacteria build up in the anal sacs, it can cause an infection. It can become so painful and itchy that your cat may show signs of fear or anger.
It’s important to treat an infection right away or it may turn into an abscess .
An abscess is a swollen, tender mass of pus. It’s the most painful of the three and needs to be cut and drained before it ruptures.
Look for changes in your cat’s behavior . Common signs are:
If you see these signs, bring your cat to the vet. The doctor will do a rectal exam. They may also run tests if they think your cat may have an infection or tumor.
Your vet can usually squeeze out your cat’s impacted anal sacs by hand.
If the contents are hard or dry, they may try to soften them up. They may also give your cat extra fiber, which bulks up the cats poop, making it easier to pass.
If your cat seems to be in pain, your vet may give him pain relief drugs. They may also use a tranquilizer or sedative to keep it calm.
Your vet may also rinse out its anal sacs.
If your cat has an infection, your vet will express (empty) their anal sacs and then give it an antibiotic to treat the bacteria.
If these treatments don’t work and problems continue, your vet may surgically remove your cat’s anal sacs. This is reserved as a last resort, though, as it may result in complications like fecal incontinence where your cat leaks poop unexpectedly.
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign College of Veterinary Medicine: “Don’t Ignore Your Pet’s Pain in the Butt!”
Cat Health Guide: “Cat Anal Glands.”
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AITA for meowing at my cat while he pooped?
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This might seem silly but inquiring minds want to know. My cat is now about a year old, fully into his bratty teenager/young adult cat phase. He’s been doing this new thing where whenever I go to take a shit he scream meows at the door and claws it. Sounds like he’s dying out there .I tried leaving the door open once and he just came in and screamed at me closer. Is this a big deal? Not according to my girlfriend, but she’s not the one trying to take a shit with a cat screaming at her.
I had a great idea last night. I sat and waited for my cat to enter the bathroom. When he did I ran into the the room and found him taking a shit. I began to meow at him as loudly as I could to show him how it feels to shit with someone meowing at you. He finished his shit and ran off and he didn’t even look at me. My girlfriend however looked at me while she told me that I was being an asshole and giving my cat “litter box anxiety” which I googled and I didn’t see anything remotely comparable to this situation there. I took a shit today and the cat didn’t meow at me at all so I think he got the message. Girlfriend is still pissed about it since she’s really protective of the cat’s feelings.
Edit: I’m not gonna argue in the comments but I am really confused about the amount of PMs I got calling me an “animal abuser” and threatening to report me to the ASPCA...are you guys being serious or just messing with me?
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YTA. You do not want to mess with your cat's litter box comfort. He'll stop using it and then you'll have a real problem. Your girlfriend is actually right.
Yes yes yes! You don't want to scare your cat out of his litter box. Mine became partial to the soft feel of my doona on his tooshy as he poops when he was a kitty and theres no reversing it.
In saying that, I hope your tactic did work and hes not just gearing up for a spite poo when youre not looking...
I have wetvaccummed seven liquid shits out of my carpet in the past week because my cat has IBS and has developed negative associations with the litter box all on her own.
I promise you that a little unwelcome noise is nothing compared to a kitty with litter tray anxiety.
Also, your cat is just clingy and wants to know what you do in your litter box and why you keep stealing his poop. Let him cat.
My cat hangs around the toilet door to when people are in there and I have no idea why, but even my 2 kids know if the cats taking a shit (in his box) to walk passed and not pay any attention because it makes him feel “funny” if that makes sense? H
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