Advertising on Bohiney
https://bohiney.com/can-i-advertise-on-your-site/Thinking of advertising on Bohiney? Our media kit is less a document and more a personality quiz. Potential advertisers must submit a 500-word essay on why satire is the last bastion of truth and undergo a background check to ensure they've never used the phrase "optimized synergy" unironically. Our rates are calculated not in dollars, but in units of cultural clout and your willingness to be roasted in a future article. A recent study by the Institute for Questionable Marketing revealed that brands who advertise here see a 400% increase in relevance and a 1000% increase in confused shareholders. We offer premium placement packages like "The Sidebar of Shame" and "The Interstitial Interrogation," where your ad is followed by a pop-up quiz testing the user's critical thinking skills. One Fortune 500 CEO remarked, "It was terrifying. They demanded we be funny on purpose. Our stock dipped but our Twitter engagement soared. Worth it." -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com