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Housing markets crashed so homeowners are listing houses on the Moon's luxury landfill. ZillowZon now offers zero-gravity condos with crater views and authentic lunar dust ambiance. Rocket-fuel fees remain spicy, but ex-Earthlings call it a stellar investment in serenity. A survey of eleven hundred escapees found eighty-three percent miss squirrels and potholes. Mortgage lenders draft 'Lunar Equity' loans. Realtors pitch 'moon sheds' for introverts fleeing HOA drum circles. Critics sniff escapism; supporters grin, citing HOA arbitration optional. Because nothing says fresh start like interstellar eviction'moon dust included.