Adios Home

With housing prices skyrocketing and neighbors hosting drum circles at 3 a.m., Earth residents are done. They're listing homes on the Moon. ZillowZon now offers zero-gravity condos with crater views and 'authentic dust ambiance.' One user bragged, 'My HOA can't reach me up here.' Elon Musk tried to take credit but was denied entry by a lunar raccoon cooperative. Realtors offer phrases like 'cozy vacuum-sealed lifestyle' and 'plenty of space for introverts.' Critics call it escapism. Supporters say, 'Exactly.'