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hi,
I have always wondered what prince was refering to when he sings "inventors of the acu-jack" on the track Sexuality. Whilst watching a show on Channel 5 last night(uk) a device was discussed called the 'acu-jack'. It was here that i discovered that this contraption is a sexual aid which relieves the masturbatee free from doing the work!. It works by inseting your penis into a tube like mechanism which is, in turn, is conected via a hose to a pump (this is about the size of a VCR1). the machine then stimulates the penis as if it were being jacked off. Hence the term ACU JACK. The device is late 1970's design.

perhaps by stating "inventors of the acu-jac" Prince was saying - im free and open with sexuality and those who try to restrict me and condem my believfs should realise your hypocrisy, sittting at home with your acu-jack!!!
I think Prince mentioned the Accu-Jac to imply that,in today's society,we have all these mechanical "gadgets" that isolate us from each other,and prevent us from having human interaction with each other.
I thought he was saying i should go out and buy one for all my family members who are lonely. Didn't go over very well, but Granpa's really taken to his.
I thought he was saying that he was a FREEEK!! in the bedroom
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I thought he was saying i should go out and buy one for all my family members who are lonely. Didn't go over very well, but Granpa's really taken to his.
That is so funny that this thread recently started. This morning I was watching TV and I could have sworn they mentioned a new diabetes tester called the Accu-Jack...but they finally showed it and it was the Accu-Check...But that would have been funny if it was the Accu-Jack...O well they look at life through a digital camera-what no memory again!!!
I posted something about the "Accu-Jack" on the old General Discussion forum... too bad the threads can't be viewed...

Basically, the Accu-Jack is a device that will accurately jack you off with no effort on your part.

Prince said Accu-Jack like it was a bad thing, the fucking prude.
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I posted something about the "Accu-Jack" on the old General Discussion forum... too bad the threads can't be viewed...

Basically, the Accu-Jack is a device that will accurately jack you off with no effort on your part.

Prince said Accu-Jack like it was a bad thing, the fucking prude.
Question to Prince ? Have you ever yourself used an Accu-Jack? Darling Nikki had so many Devices at her Castle? Which ones? Please tell us?
I was just joking about the Accu-Jack... I don't know if one actually exists or not... I was merely speculating.

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Oh,they exist alright just go to any Pink Pussycat or the Pleasure Chest . You'll find what you are Indeed looking for and maybe something Else you weren't expecting to indeed find..
Oh,they exist alright just go to any Pink Pussycat or the Pleasure Chest . You'll find what you are Indeed looking for and maybe something Else you weren't expecting to indeed find..
Oh,they exist alright just go to any Pink Pussycat or the Pleasure Chest . You'll find what you are Indeed looking for and maybe something Else you weren't expecting to indeed find..
Damn, I can masturbate for free... and I do a damned fine job, if I must say so.

Why does anyone need a jack-off machine???
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Ice sometimes they can't get it up so they need a pump and well I guess they wanna feel like their Cock has some Tension Lips,Pussy around it for Gripping Pleasure. So they don't care. Yes,Masturbation is Free.
HCUDCM, I think you and DavidEye have the answer between the two of you. In this early vision of an enlightened class (the New Breed/the Rainbow Children), sex is the means to plant the "seeds" of community through individual relationships. Standing in contrast to Prince's attitude are the "tourists," which I think can be understood as the majority of people in modern society, who are either afraid to connect to each other or have forgotten how. They prefer isolation to community, and are only comfortable with some kind of filter (like the media?) between them and the real world ("they look at life through a pocket camera"). Prince's advocacy of rebellion against the fractured status-quo group in order to re-form a new, ideal group is an interesting example of the tension between the individual and the collective (a theme he explores from various angles in many other songs).
haha... 2 funny...the famous Acu-Jack...I always remember this Bronson movie with him looking through someones persoanl stuff in a bathroom I think and pulling out this homemade looking object that was like a blow dryer with lips or something...Its was 2, U know JO with...but I would say hey that must B a Acu-Jack! Lawd...
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You know? In the song,"Sexuality"?

And on that topic, what does "89 flowers on their back" mean???
You know? In the song,"Sexuality"?

And on that topic, what does "89 flowers on their back" mean???
Like U don't know! Go 2 any Adult Toy Store and Find out First-hand!
Like U don't know! Go 2 any Adult Toy Store and Find out First-hand!
first hand... that is what I'd suggest. First try your hand, if you are not happy use the accu jack, or as it is also called, the vacu jack. It is a device that attaches to a man's wang and sucks and vibrates until there is a happy ending.

It also comes with variable speeds, a velcro wrap for tighter fit, and a cigarette lighter attachment for using in city traffic. So if you look over and see someone with their tongue lolling out, eyes rolled back and biting their cigarette in half at a stop light, chances are that they are enjoying modern technology.

or so I have read.
first hand... that is what I'd suggest. First try your hand, if you are not happy use the accu jack, or as it is also called, the vacu jack. It is a device that attaches to a man's wang and sucks and vibrates until there is a happy ending.

It also comes with variable speeds, a velcro wrap for tighter fit, and a cigarette lighter attachment for using in city traffic. So if you look over and see someone with their tongue lolling out, eyes rolled back and biting their cigarette in half at a stop light, chances are that they are enjoying modern technology.

or so I have read.
first hand... that is what I'd suggest. First try your hand, if you are not happy use the accu jack, or as it is also called, the vacu jack. It is a device that attaches to a man's wang and sucks and vibrates until there is a happy ending.

It also comes with variable speeds, a velcro wrap for tighter fit, and a cigarette lighter attachment for using in city traffic. So if you look over and see someone with their tongue lolling out, eyes rolled back and biting their cigarette in half at a stop light, chances are that they are enjoying modern technology.

or so I have read.
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
It's a sex toy for guys.You know how women can use a dildo? Well,an accu-jack is OUR sex toy:)

Not that I've ever used one or anything...lol...
I covered this a few months ago!

http://www.prince.org/msg...&pid=10777

Here is what I thought at the time:

Lyrical Interpretation: Sexuality - "Accu-Jack"

"We live in a world overrun by tourists. Tourists, 99 flowers on their backs.. Inventors of the accujack."

He is saying "Accu-Jack" like it is a bad thing.

My interpretation of "Accu-Jack" is that it would be a device to accurately jack you off to perfection with no chaffing or anything.

My question to you is this:

Who wouldn't buy the "Accu-Jack" if some industrious corporation made it? Wouldn't you want to own the perfect jackoff machine and keep your arm from getting all sore and tired?

I think that Prince was off on his portrayal of the "Accu-Jack," as it could be a GREAT invention!
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I think an acu-jack is some kind of device to lift the battery out of a car.
it sounds like it's somethin that would have an infomercial 4 it at like 3 in the mawnin.
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Someone please hold me from the back coz I am swooning over these two cute people 😍😘🥰
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they are both easy on the eyes for sure. but i think what i am most impressed with is that they are young people leading major nations. i'm sick of my politicians being over 70 at best.
i'm sick of my politicians being over 70 at best.
More generally, I'm sick of that entire generation clinging to power at the expense of every other generation. Our country is held hostage by the "me" generation, and we'll have to pry what's left of it from their cold, dead fingers.
The drones I fly for personal, work, and search & rescue are battery operated but are still audible from 100'+ away. The props are loud, even with "noise-reducing" props. That said, the ones I fly are quad props. This Russian Cube Drone looks to use one rear-mounted prop, so I'd assume it's much quieter than my quads.
It's the fact that it's fixed wing, too. They can even build up speed, then cut the motor to quiet as it's getting close to its target.
Plus it's got longer range than a quad.
With the alternatives being more oil or more lithium mined by the poor in Asia, it is the least bad option.
Adding ethanol to US gas is basically another form of subsidy for corn farmers. It's had some positive effects as far as pollution, but in general it's no better for climate change or less costly for consumers.
Ethanol is used for fuel to divert money, basically.
Gadda have them almond trees . There are things I don’t get about cali. Then I don’t get people complaining about no water who live in a desert like Nevada.
Almonds and some other crops are grown because they're the ones that make money for the growers due to government subsidies. There are payment plans to growers in place from World War II that have never been stopped, so instead of growing things that need less water or could at least waste less in the process, they grow almonds.
For some strange reasons, these human filth on legs and public health hazard tend to live a long life of comfort while good folks end up expired sooner than expected.
The "strange reasons" are mostly that he can afford health care and an easy life in old age.
That doesn't make sense and I don't believe those figures. It says 55% don't pay taxes on it SS now and eliminating tax on SS will mainly help people who have more than 100k in total income. So 45% of those on SS make more than 100k per year. Really???? I simply don't believe those figures. There is something missing or misinterpreted. To get a degree in journalism you can avoid math in college. Most reporters can't do simple math nor do they know science.
So 45% of those on SS make more than 100k per year. Really????
Social security isn't limited to only low income folks. Everyone who paid into the system gets paid back provided the system is solvent.
Of course. I just don't believe that 45% of those on SS have that much annual income. That is per person. I don't think there is that much wealth in that age group
You should probably revise your expectations. $100k income annually in retirement isn't very wealthy, and that age group is rapidly coming to include baby boomers who do have quite a bit of money, having spent their whole lives accumulating it.
Can you explain how my views are misogynistic adjacent? Genuinely curious, because I would not consider myself “misogynistic adjacent” and would like to know why I’d be coming off that way.
I am not discriminating against anyone or expressing hate towards anyone. I am pointing out the unfair treatment men have in our culture in regards to family values. It’s not just courts, it’s also our culture. Can you explain how else this woman with a drug problem and a history if abuse was awarded full custody of her son while the father fought for custody? Looks like someone was favored in the judge’s decision, and not because she had any “parent of the year” awards.
The problem is bigger than the family court system.
Can you explain how else this woman with a drug problem and a history if abuse was awarded full custody of her son while the father fought for custody? Looks like someone was favored in the judge’s decision, and not because she had any “parent of the year” awards.
I've literally been explaining just that for several posts now.
You seem to want to blame anti-male gender bias for all the ills of society like an incel would. You don't just hate women, you try to justify it.
You have not. Your exaggerations make it apparent that you’re emotionally compromised and incapable of having any actual conversation. Probably because the pain you experienced in family courts. I’m sorry for that. But your anecdotal experience doesn’t actually contribute to the conversation.
Your name calling (incel) is a sad but funny stretch for your argument. I am, in fact, a woman. Married and raising three children with a trans woman, my wife. So I’m probably not as anti-woman as you think.
Listen, go have a comforting beverage. Put your feet up. Light a candle and relax. But please stop polluting the conversation with your anecdotal experiences and biases. They stink of privilege. I made fair, observable points. You can disagree and make your own points. If you’re just going to bitch and call me names, you look a fool.
You have not. Your exaggerations make it apparent that you’re emotionally compromised and incapable of having any actual conversation.
Well, I see you're not capable of defending your views with logic or reason, you just hate, and attack any person with a view that contradicts yours. Bye.
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In addition, should the company be ISO 27001 compliant, it's required to dispose of media as soon as it is not required, among other things.
TIL my employer isn't ISO27001 compliant even though it claims to be.
Solovyov’s done OK financially. Until the Ukraine invasion, Solovyov had real estate holdings worth $20-$30 million, including the villas in Italy and luxury houses in Moscow. He’s still incredibly wealthy and powerful and influential and has a jet-setting lifestyle precisely because he decided to become a shill for Putin. Yeah, he sold his soul, but he got a decent price for it.
And there’s not necessarily any correlation between ethics and intelligence. Many Nazis executed at Nuremberg were extremely intelligent. Goebbels was supposedly highly intelligent. Henry Ford was a genius. Nixon and Kissinger were very intelligent.
Kissinger is still alive, by the way. No word on whether he's still intelligent or not.
If he dies, we still have his protege... Hilary Clinton.
That's funny! Wasn't he Secretary of State under Nixon and Ford? But yes, being Secretary of State she probably did at least seek counsel to some degree from her predecessors in that position, even Kissinger.

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