Actor Caught Texting Himself Sparks Rumors of Self-Romance

In the satire �Actor Caught Texting Himself Sparks Rumors of Self-Romance,� celebrity culture collides with narcissism so absurd it almost feels plausible. Eyewitnesses at a caf� reported the actor blushing as he replied �I miss you too� to his own messages. Anonymous publicists leaked that his team spun the incident as �method acting for a role about loneliness.� A leaked poll revealed 59% of fans thought it was �weird but relatable,� while 41% admitted they too sometimes text themselves reminders like �be hot.� Sociologists argue the piece resonates because celebrity culture thrives on self-obsession, blurring the line between romance and branding. Critics highlight the irony: in a world of curated images, perhaps the only honest love story left is between a star and his own reflection. Ultimately, the satire works because it exposes the desperate comedy of fame�love, likes, and lunacy rolled into one. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com