Actiongirls: Soldiers Of The Dead - Part 1

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When it comes to softcore movies, I rarely find that plot matters. Your in it for one thing, THE GIRLS! If it has a plot, you're lucky. There is plot to this but not worth following. Susana Spears is great! Kicking butt sans clothing. My only issue - the second half of the movie any kind of nudity is gone. Not what I'd have expected, but we'll have to see how Scotty JX does on the second movie. If you are a fan of fully naked chicks this is one to own.



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Susanna Spears has the hottest rear end. At the opening scene you will have no debate once you see it. Too bad the scene with Miss Spears and the naked lesbian slavegirls don't take up the full 90 minutes. If you want to see more of Susanna Spears...check out mcn nudes.



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No, its not really movies you watch every day. This is reality of real reality as in actual life. Short pieces stick together, non-stop action, chicks as we, men, like them--naked and half naked and the only thing missing is actual sex. I have impression that these are internet types movies and they are way of future unless you really disabled and not capable to think logically. Enjoy.












the movie is good.There are a lot of sexy ladys in this movie. It has so good action in this movie.












Poor Scotty JX. He's trying. (Well, I can't have too much sympathy for him...look at the women whom he gets to work with. Jeeeeeez!) This is the closest thing yet to an actual movie in the Actiongirls series. While all of the "basic" volumes tout themselves as movies, none of them really are. This one is...almost. It features voiceovers not found in Volumes 1 through 5 or in "Water and Fitness" that actually formulate a plot--sort of--and help move it along...to a degree. The first half of this really does seem feature-film-like and actually is quite entertaining on its own two legs, hot naked women aside. After that, things get upended. I lost track of what was going on and never really caught back up. Ordinarily for an Actiongirls release, this wouldn't be too bothersome. Nobody is watching this kind of thing for narrative flow and plot constructs. Except that "Soldiers of the Dead Part 1" features much, MUCH less exposure of female bodies than any other Actiongirls release. Gone are the contrived vignettes that feature actresses like Susanna Spears (who really is fantastic here, showing some actual acting chops) inexplicably stripping down to nothing before and after firing large-caliber machine guns. Scotty JX really was trying to make an actual movie, so the viewer needs a little more traditional plot to stay interested this time around. "Soldiers of the Dead" fits the bill for the first 45 minutes or so, then takes a weird left turn and never gets back on track. And it's a shame that the first half is the half with all of the nakedness. If anything, Scotty should have coupled the worst half of the story with the most nudity, not the other way around. You wouldn't miss much here if you turned it off after the midway point. Spears does have a nice shower scene in the last half but other than that, as stated by another reviewer, no nudity at all. So the real question: Is this worth purchasing? Unless you're buying all of the Actiongirls releases, probably not. Worth watching once for Spears if for no other reason. And those who have seen the other Actiongirls "movies" might want to check this one out just to see how close that the director came to a real feature film. He even pulled off somewhat-seamless editing in the first half!



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Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead, Part 1 (Scotty Jx, 2007) (In case you've been wondering for the last three years, (a) I pity you, and (b) from what I have been told, the sequel is actually Horrorbabe Part 1 rather than Soldiers of the Dead Part 2, which was never released. Now you know.) I have seen some bad movies in my time. In fact, I seem to thrive on bad movies. (This probably comes from my liking to write really, really bad reviews of things.) And while I can't say that Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead Part 1 is the worst movie I've ever seen--in fact, it's not even the worst movie I've seen this month, it's far too technically competent for that--it is such a complete waste of celluloid that I find it difficult to believe that anyone, upon seeing the finished product, was willing to release it. I do realize this is (almost certainly) a self-released film, but wouldn't a director with as much experience as Scotty Jx have been embarrassed enough to at least try and beg someone to put together something even remotely resembling a script? What's worse, Internet horror and exploitation movie review sites have been reviewing this thing in terms only slightly calmer than orgasmic. I have no earthly idea what they saw, but it wasn't this movie. Or if it was, I want some of whatever they ingested before watching it. I'm not even going to give this thing the dignity of attempting a plot synopsis. It has no plot whatsoever. There are a lot of relatively attractive and often naked Eastern European women (roughly half the dialogue is in what I assume is Russian, the other half in very heavily accented English) running around in knockoff Nazi uniforms and playing gladiator, and about halfway through the film there's some sort of silliness about zombies. Other than that, if you want to try and figure out a plot, you're on your own. I long to give this movie zero stars, or maybe half a star, but I simply can't bring myself to do it, because Scotty Jx and his team are actually very good at what they do. For a movie as low-budget as this obviously is, the camerawork and sound are top-notch, and the editing is perfect. Now if only they could come up with some material on which to use their talents, they might actually crank out, at the very least, a really good bad movie. This is not it. *



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Based in the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Menacing gangs loot the cities searching for new members. The most notorious of the these gangs is known as Helman's Death Squad. Helman a female slave trader searches for female fighters to compete in his Arena of Death. Winners have a chance of escaping their slavery by leading by his side as his queen. Adriana Zarcova (dressed as nazi) Helman's most prized possession tires of her boyfriend's love affairs and decides to start her own organization when she accidentally stumbles upon secret government plans to create super soldiers of the undead. Adriana uses her newfound plan to to raise a super army of the Undead to crush her boyfriends most prized female fighters. Alone and outnumbered the Actiongirls must battle Zarcova'a growing army of dead soldiers in a fight to the finish.


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Obviously, the main attraction here is the girls and I’ll be damned if there ain’t some hot ones on display! There may not be any plot and there are elements obviously ripped-off from far better films but by God there was a blond chick in a Gestapo outfit and that’s really all that mattered! I probably should also mention the subtitles, major lapses in continuity and seemingly endless chase/fight scenes but I don’t think it matters. Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead Pt. 1 ain’t great but it delivers on its promise so props to cast and crew. What we have here is some cheap, exploitative adult entertainment that’s sure to put a smile on your face and a lump in your pants. Mission accomplished!

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Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead - Part 1 (2007)

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1 hr 30 min Jan 1st, 2007 Science Fiction ,
Action
Based in the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Menacing gangs loot the cities searching for new members. The most notorious of the these gangs is known as Helman's Death Squad. Helman a female slave trader searches for female fighters to compete in his Arena of Death. Winners have a chance of escaping their slavery by leading by his side as his queen. Adriana Zarcova (dressed as nazi) Helman's most prized possession tires of her boyfriend's love affairs and decides to start her own organization when she accidentally stumbles upon secret government plans to create super soldiers of the undead. Adriana uses her newfound plan to to raise a super army of the Undead to crush her boyfriends most prized female fighters. Alone and outnumbered the Actiongirls must battle Zarcova'a growing army of dead soldiers in a fight to the finish.
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Steve Anderson
| February 29, 2008
Just when I think that Hollywood has the monopoly on bad filmmaking, along comes something like “Actiongirls” to prove me totally wrong. Apparently, even indie filmmaking can be godawful, and here’s all the proof we need!
“Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead Part One” basically puts us in your class-X post-Apocalyptic war zone setting. Instead of nukes or zombies for an impetus, however, this time we get plagues. They’re pretty efficient plagues, too, killing “billions” of people. Considering there are only six billion on the face of the earth, at a minimum we’re talking about a third of humanity dead. This of course does horrible things to the stock market and, apparently, without a functioning stock market the lights don’t stay on.
This turns the planet into some kind of horrible backward roiling war, and excuse to get a whole lot of chicks naked, if you believe “Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead part one”.
Did I mention that the leading gang in this planet of psychopaths is a female slave trader with the entirely-too-perfect name of Helman Himmler?
Right now I’m shaking my head in smirking disgust. The trailer alone–which they showed at the beginning of the movie with only the fast-forward and track advance buttons as a hope for getting into the movie itself–is only inches from soft-core porn. The rest of the movie will hope for no higher.
Meanwhile, almost as if the movie feels guilty about turning women into commodities, breeding tools and pit fighters, the only ones apparently willing to resist Himmler’s regime are “strong-willed women”. According to “Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead part one” not one man on the face of the earth is interested in fighting this system. I guess they’re either in hiding or licking Himmler’s boots.
Someone needs to introduce Scotty JX to Valerie Solanis. They’ll get along swimmingly.
Oh, and one of my favorite things to smirk over was the opening feast scene at Himmlers compound, where there were subtitles for inaudible dialogue. I’m guessing it was supposed to be foreign language being “translated” for us, but I really couldn’t hear actual words most of the time, even foreign ones. This will actually continue for most of the movie, with almost no actual dialogue and some occasional subtitles. Communication in this one is basically: grunt laugh smirk smirk rape fight grunt grunt kill rape grunt. Oh, and screaming from the ladies–lots of that. It’s no wonder it’ll take until the closing credits for someone to take credit for writing this swill–it almost writes itself. And what a surprise–it’s Scotty JX. Solely responsible for the direction, writing and production of this cinematic dungheap, Scotty JX gets all the blame for this misery detail.
Thank you, Scotty JX, for giving me such a waste of plastic to write about.
Frankly, this is horrible. I got twenty minutes in and I was already thinking about something else. Trying to spot all the inaccuracies, logical fallacies, and sheer horseshit going on in this movie would have been an exercise in futility so massive it would waste time that does not exist yet. It is a temporal impossibility on DVD.
It was so bad, I wanted ninety minutes of my life back at the thirty minute mark.
Perhaps the only thing worse than the existence of “Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead part one” is the overwhelming terror of the fact that it is, in fact, only part one. There’s going to be more of this garbage down the line, and this fills me with a cold dread the likes of which I haven’t felt since the 2004 presidential election.
I can’t recommend this in good conscience to anybody. The mere fact that garbage like this even exists lowers the concept of film. It is a drag on cinema that makes me wish I were watching Uwe Boll instead of it.
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