Accidental Facial

Accidental Facial
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Thanks to pornography, facials a more commonplace sexual fantasy. While ejaculating on a face may seem innocuous, it actually carries a somewhat high risk factor. If you plan to come on someone's face or let someone come on yours, you ought to know how to do it safely.
In the olden days, a man would insert his penis into a vagina, move it around, and ejaculate. That was sex. Now men have found so many more holes and folds to explore and places to deposit their semen. Porn has made the face a common target. Some women have even come to enjoy this (or, at least, endure it out of love). Like most sexual activity, however, facials carry a bit of a risk. They may seem like they don't, but the problem rests in the eyes.
Most people don't realize it, but your eyes are a somewhat direct pathway to your bloodstream. All sorts of things can enter your body through them. The Canadian Centre of Occupational Health and Safety knows what I'm talking about and explains risks in regards to chemicals :
Any chemical, whether in the form of a liquid, dust, vapour, gas, aerosol or mist, can contact and enter the eye. For example, the organic solvent toluene can pass through the outer layers of the eye and probably enter the blood stream. During this process it can cause keratitis, an inflammation of the outer layer of the eye.
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Of course, we're not talking about organic solvents (hopefully). We're talking about semen, but even that can hurt when entering an eye because it can contain acid phosphatase and citric acid. A man's sperm can also carry all sorts of diseases and infections, like the dreaded HIV, and that's not something you want to transmit or receive if you can help it. Hopefully you wouldn't willfully put yourself or your partner at risk if infected, but it's easy to incur and infection and not necessarily know about it. The Body, a popular HIV resource, explains why the eyes are a point of risk :
It is not enough to come into contact with an infected fluid to become infected. Healthy, unbroken skin does not allow HIV to get into the body; it is an excellent barrier to HIV infection. HIV can enter only through an open cut or sore, or through contact with the mucous membranes in the anus and rectum, the genitals, the mouth, and the eyes.
You have to keep things you don't want in your blood out of your wimpy mucous membranes. That's the moral of the story here. If you want to enjoy the amazing world of facials safely, you have to avoid getting semen in eyes.
It's all fun and games until someone comes in an eye. So don't do that. Ejaculators, try not to hit the eyes. Communicate well enough that your semen target knows they're about to get sprayed. Ejaculatees, close your freakin' eyes! This should come naturally to you, but just in case be prepared. Have a towel next to the bed for quick cleanup. You don't have to freak out if you got semen on your eyelids. Just clean it up and you should be okay. If any does get in your eyes, do what you learned in science class and follow eye wash procedures .
Infection-by-eye cases are rare because it takes some effort to actually get semen in an eye on purpose, plus most people don't realize that's what did it when they're asked about their risky behavior. That said, it still happens and can happen. It's very easy to avoid the problem. Close those eyes, communicate, and you should be just fine.
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Whoops! Wasn't supposed to cum on her face!

https://www.thebody.com/article/accidental-intercourse-stripper
You should know: The answer above provides general health information that is not intended to replace medical advice or treatment recommendations from a qualified health care professional.
I went to a strip club in Canada and was approached by a stripper who offered to give me a lap dance for $10.00 which was quite inexpensive. When she came up to me she immediately started touching my penis. While performing the lap dance she unzipped my pants (this has never happened to me before during a lap dance). Before I knew what was happening she was trying to have intercourse with me (for no additional money). I ended up pentrating her about 2" deep for about 10 seconds.
Then I put my shirt over my penis and she continued to grind against me with the shirt in between my penis and her body. When I got back to my hotel I noticed a little blood on my penis (evidently from what happened after the penetration). In your opinion what was my risk of contrating HIV from vaginal fluids that remained on my penis during the grinding motion? What is my overall risk? I'm positive that she had HIV. Why else would she be so reckless?
Please respond. I am extremely anxious about this and am experiencing symptoms that could be related to HIV.
Would an RNA test be conclusive at 6 weeks?
"Accidental" intercourse with a stripper??? Hmmmmmm . . . OK. If you say so, I'll believe you. Millions wouldn't, but I will.
Since I wasn't there to witness all the details of this accidental nookie, the best I can say is that your estimated risk would be that of unprotected insertive vaginal sex. The risk per episode of receptive vaginal sex with an HIV-positive partner is estimated to be 0.1% to 0.2%. Your risk would be "less," because you were the insertive partner, and because we don't know the status of your bucking bronco lap rider. Also, your exposure was brief 10 seconds.
Regarding HIV testing, an ELISA test with a confirmatory Western Blot three months or more after a potential exposure is recommended for screening. PCR-RNA is not recommended for HIV screening, due to the rate of false-positive results.
Good luck on your test. We will all be sending you our best karma for a negative test result.
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