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*First Published: Sep 25, 2017, 5:30 am CDT
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Posted on Sep 25, 2017 Updated on May 22, 2021, 4:27 pm CDT
This article on sex memes contains sexually explicit content.
Sex memes. They’re all across the internet. There’s a meme that exists for anything and everything related to doing it. Anal? Absolutely. Blowjobs? Duh. Threesomes? For sure. There are even memes making fun of masturbation, some of which are so relatable that it’s somewhat comforting to know other people watch porn for the plot as well. Totally. Just be sure not to scroll through any of these at work.
1. When you got the lube handy just in case
2. When he’s gotten used to getting pegged
3. When your dick pics lack innovation
4. When you’re hesitant to eat the booty
5. When you fighting against your most deadly sexual desires
6. When you have a collection of sex toys to choose from
7. When you’re about to masturbate but the plot is Christopher Nolan levels of good
8. When they say they wanna Netflix and chill but they don’t have a TV or laptop or mobile device with the app
9. When you’re ready to cuddle after sex but she already called you an Uber
1o. When you aren’t getting as much attention in the threesome as the other person
11. When you decide to add a little bit of roleplay into the mix
12. When they found that special spot and you can no longer hold back
13. When you queef but they’re more turned on by it than anything else
14. When you ‘re going down but hear that FX edit of ’22 Jump Street’ on TV
15. When you just had sex and need to tell everybody
16. When you like an element of danger in your sexual positions
17. When they think you’re innocent but really you into BDSM
18. When you trying not to move while waiting for them to bring a rag
19. When they say “you don’t have a condom? Oh well…”
21. When you’re not quick enough on telling them where they can cum at
22. When you down to have sex anywhere and everywhere
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there's still good in this world pic.twitter.com/sjoYxwOO4j
23. When you trying to keep your back arched but the strokes are A-1
24. When you want to experiment with your blowjob technique
25. When things take an unexpected turn when you tell your partner “ hurt me “
26. When you’re having a serious dry spell and have gone days without sex
27. When you really need to remember to pee after sex
Editor’s note: This article is regularly updated for relevance.
Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.
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*First Published: Sep 25, 2017, 5:30 am CDT
More stories to check out before you go

Photo via PhenaxGodOfTheButts/Imgur

Posted on Sep 25, 2017 Updated on May 22, 2021, 4:27 pm CDT
This article on sex memes contains sexually explicit content.
Sex memes. They’re all across the internet. There’s a meme that exists for anything and everything related to doing it. Anal? Absolutely. Blowjobs? Duh. Threesomes? For sure. There are even memes making fun of masturbation, some of which are so relatable that it’s somewhat comforting to know other people watch porn for the plot as well. Totally. Just be sure not to scroll through any of these at work.
1. When you got the lube handy just in case
2. When he’s gotten used to getting pegged
3. When your dick pics lack innovation
4. When you’re hesitant to eat the booty
5. When you fighting against your most deadly sexual desires
6. When you have a collection of sex toys to choose from
7. When you’re about to masturbate but the plot is Christopher Nolan levels of good
8. When they say they wanna Netflix and chill but they don’t have a TV or laptop or mobile device with the app
9. When you’re ready to cuddle after sex but she already called you an Uber
1o. When you aren’t getting as much attention in the threesome as the other person
11. When you decide to add a little bit of roleplay into the mix
12. When they found that special spot and you can no longer hold back
13. When you queef but they’re more turned on by it than anything else
14. When you ‘re going down but hear that FX edit of ’22 Jump Street’ on TV
15. When you just had sex and need to tell everybody
16. When you like an element of danger in your sexual positions
17. When they think you’re innocent but really you into BDSM
18. When you trying not to move while waiting for them to bring a rag
19. When they say “you don’t have a condom? Oh well…”
21. When you’re not quick enough on telling them where they can cum at
22. When you down to have sex anywhere and everywhere
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there's still good in this world pic.twitter.com/sjoYxwOO4j
23. When you trying to keep your back arched but the strokes are A-1
24. When you want to experiment with your blowjob technique
25. When things take an unexpected turn when you tell your partner “ hurt me “
26. When you’re having a serious dry spell and have gone days without sex
27. When you really need to remember to pee after sex
Editor’s note: This article is regularly updated for relevance.
Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.
‘I work as much as I can’: TikToker’s video about the inaccessibility of government assistance for single people sparks debate
‘How is this allowed?’: Woman claims her neighbor uses his Ring camera to look into her home’s windows
‘You are the product’: Viral TikTok claims women who go out to clubs with promoters for free are selling themselves, sparking debate
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"Apparently, we used too much lube and our lovemaking turned into some sort of freaky colonoscopy/sloshy enema colonic. "
Everything about anal sex is awkward. It's not something that most people have a ton of experience doing, so when it does happen there's a lot of, "Um, is this it?" But beyond that, it can get even more awkward for a number of reasons. Cosmopolitan.com spoke with five women who know those reasons all too well.
1. "Apparently, we used too much lube and our lovemaking turned into some sort of freaky colonoscopy/sloshy enema colonic. " "I'd always wanted to check anal sex off my bucket list and finally it was happening. We'd used a lot of lube and were really getting into it until we noticed a horrible smell. Apparently, we used too much lube and our love-making turned into some sort of freaky colonoscopy/sloshy enema colonic. ACK! Instant buzzkill! My partner pulled his penis out quickly and got in the shower to rinse off. He was almost crying as all that liquid poop washed away from him while I was still cleaning off the mattress as I tried not to throw up. This forever cured me of my need for anal sex." —Becca, 32
2. "I had forgotten that I had stopped by the Indian lunch buffet earlier that day and feasted upon chana masala and palak paneer." "Me and my boyfriend wanted to spice up our sex routine and try it in the butt. Unfortunately, I had forgotten that I had stopped by the Indian lunch buffet earlier that day and feasted upon chana masala and palak paneer, and I accidentally pooped on his bed after we did anal. Not exactly what he meant when he said he wanted to spice things up!" —Michelle, 22
3. "When he tried to put it in, there was so much, um, resistance that he got freaked out and left the room ." "This guy I was seeing and I had been planning to have anal sex in his college dorm. Neither one of us had ever tried it before so we didn't know you probably need a lot of lube. When he tried to put it in, there was so much, um, resistance that he got freaked out and left the room and didn't come back for over an hour. I just sat there wondering if I should go home." —Kelsey, 24
4. "He was really into the idea of me pegging him, I guess because he was drawn to inverting our power dynamic." "The last man I dated was 20 years older than me and had formerly been my high school English teacher. He was really into the idea of me pegging him, I guess because he was drawn to inverting our power dynamic. The first time we tried, however, he arranged himself in an eagerly spread position and I was greeted by a moderate amount of recent shit remnants in and around the opening. In order to preserve his dignity, and out of a level of paralysis about what to do, I proceeded with the light touch and was left with dirty fingers. We never made it to the next level." —Louise, 27
5. " He pulled out way too quickly and a flood of crap started pouring out of me ." "I was hooking up with a guy freshman year of college at his parent's house because they told us they'd be away for the weekend. I'd always wanted to try anal and it was one of those weekends where you're just feeling up for anything. We started getting into it and all of a sudden, we hear the garage door start to open. He pulled out way too quickly and a flood of crap started pouring out of me while he tried to go and bring his parents (who'd just come home early) upstairs before they could see me pooping all over their bed. Never again." —Cassie, 21
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