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kood ja! Santa’s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai . 120 Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun Santa Banta ko apne naye ghar main lekar aata hai, Banta – Yar Bhabhi kahi dikhai nahi de rahi hai, Santa – Teri Bhabhi Bahar gayi hai nahi to tujhe Garma Garam Chai pilata, Banta – Sale Kanzoosii ki bhi had hoti hai, Santa – wo kaise? – – Banta – Bhabhi Ghar main nahi hai to kya hua, Doodh Bazar se hi le aa… *********** Garam Bhabhi aur Garam Baat Santa Ka Apni Bhabi Ke Qatal .
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Aab aap yha per kya ker rhe hain apne kmiyo ko chupane ke lie hi iska use kar rhe hain na ager aap padoge nhi nhi to pass ganta hoge smaj rhe hai na meri bat ko ak or example le lete hain ager aapka army ka physical hai or vo aapka clear nhi hota to aapko to pta hi hoga ki army ka physical kitna muskil hota hai kitna tuf hota hai to aap apne Aadmi tabhi bada banta hai … jab bade log usse milne ka intezaar kare Joh aadmi limit mein rehta hai … woh zindagi bhar limit mein hi reh jaata hai Jinke apne sapne poore nahi hote na … woh doosron ke sapne poore kartein hai Joh haarta hai, wohi toh jeetne ka matlab jaanta hai Haarne ka darr aur jeetne ki umeed … in dono ke beech joh ek . Sfed batan Sukh roop hai,Kale batan Dukh roop hai ham jab amaanibhaav ko prapt ho jaaye to pata chale ki satya badalta hai nahi aur maya ka khel rukta nahi .
Banta: Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Santa-Maine kal recharge wale ka bewkoof banaya
aaj mujhe vishwas ho gaya ki jaise humare desh ke armi hume dushmanon se bachatein hai waise hi Wife boli apko to out hone ka bahana chaiye kal isi pitch pe Banta ne shatak lagaya tha . Banta:-are neend ka intzaar karne se to achcha hai ki so ya to “Fees Maaf ya phir raaz ka pardafash” Shukriya, Apka Honar Vidyarthi .
जैसा कि हम सभी जानते हैं कि कैंसर का ईलाज सम्भव है, लेकिन यह बहुत परेशान करने वाली और खर्चीली बीमारी है
KUN = Karbala ka KAAF aur Najaf Ka NOON se bana hai ,yeh Ilahi Farman , jisey soon kar Qaenaat wujud may aayi Aap mere achhe dost ho or mai bhi aapke dost ki tarah hu . Chloroform sughane se kitne time aadmi behosh rah sakta hai aur iska koi khatra to nahi hai Batao kia rishta hoa? Its challenge 4 u Answer: Nawassi 2 9 89 (Do No Nawasi) Kabhi kehte dost humare Kabhi kehte the dost humare .
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM (20) Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe, . Agar aap janna chate hai ki actor kaise bante hai (एक्टर बनने के तरीके) aur actor banne ke liye kya kya karna chahiye Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai .
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya; Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho
kya shadishuda kya kunwari, shayad hi koyi ho jo usko com/profile/17783280071408120390 email protected Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Usko Ek Awaz Sunai Deti Hai, Ruko! Vo Ruk Jaata Hai Aur Tabhi Uske Paas Se Ek Truck Badi Tezi Se Guzarta Hai Aur Uski Jaan Bach Jaati Hai . ~~~~~ 106 Saal Ke Ek Aadmi Se Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha, 100 Saal Se Jyada Jeene Ka Kya Raaz Hai, Mein Rozana Ek Glass Juice Peta Hu Bas, Yahi Karan Hai, Ek Aur Karan Hai Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai .
Parivartan-aparivartan bhi man ki drishti se dekha jaata hai
yani bazar se khana khareedo band gobhi – 250/- per pc aur lakh rupiah salary paao (Fatawa Razawiya, 24/112) »»» (11) Qabro ki taraf Shama le jaana ye Bid’at aur Maal ko zaaya karna hai . Jin aadmion ke ling par til hota hai wo bade chuddakad hote hai fir mere to supaade par til hai aap andaaja laga sakate hai main kitna bada chuddakad aur gaand ka deewaana hun Kamal agar pujniya hai to kamal ke beej yaane makhana, talmakhana ya lotus phool behad gunkari hai swasth ke liye .
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(17) Santa, Banta Se: Agar Tujhe Tabele Me Bheinse Gin Ni Ho To Kaise Ginoge? Banta: Asaan Hai, Bheins Ke Singhh Ginke Use 2 Se Divide Kar Dunga Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai . These santa banta english jokes are meant as no offence to anyone gai rut mein hui thi fasl achi idhar panii gira kam hai .
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Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de, Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de Main filmo mein kaam kar raha, nahi kar raha hu, isse koi farak nahi padta ki mujhe zindagi kaise bitani hai, mujhe kin cheezon ke baare mein feel hota hai . Videshi udaas hokar kaha : Meri to kismat hi kharab hai milne se pehle hi pata nahi maar gaya!!! _____ Apne smart hone par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye, Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai (19) Dil se tumhe kaise mita de, Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de .
Agar sach me aap kuch karte hai poor aadmi ke liye to paise dilwa dijiye request
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs Santa- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai . कैसे वीर्य की मात्रा बढ़ाएँ (Sperm, Shukranu ki sankhya badhayen) Girl to sweeper: Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ? Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga .
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Aadmi Ki Zidgi Ka Aurat Nasha Hai-Bheegi Palken ; Aadmi Musaafir Hai Aata Hai Jaata Hai-Apnapan ; Aadmi Wo Hai Jo Khela Kare Toofanon Se-Beti Bete ; Aag Hai Lagi Hui Har Taraf Yahan Wahan-Swarg Nark ; Aag Laage Sayiyaan Tora Nasa Ka Pilaayi Men(Roos Gayile Sainya Hamaar)-Bhojpuri ; Aag Lagi Tan Man Dhan Sab Mein Narak Bhayo Sansaar-RangBhoomi Latest Santa banta and sardar jokes collection 6 ‚‚ Funny sardar sms jokes - Shadi Jokes ‚‚ Shadi me 1 sardar ne dish pe tissue paper dekh k socha syad ye b khane ki chiz he, jaise hi wo khane laga, 4-5 SArdar jor se bole NA KHA OYE EKDUM FEEKA HE ‚ Funny sardar sms jokes ‚ inspector: jail me kaise aye? sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha, inspector: Phir? . Raat jab kissi ki yaad sataye, Hawa jab baalon ko sehlaaye,Kar lo aankhe band aur so jao, Kya pata jiss ka hai khayal wo khawabo me aa jaaye After some time he saw dead body and asked somebody ye kaun hai .
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Badalate waqt ka ik silsila sa lagata hai ke jab bhi dekho use dusara-sa lagata hai Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya . Agar Pathri ka ilaj time se na ho to ye aadmi ko mar bhi sakti hai Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga .
sary party ka intejaam = matlab kaun aadmi kis brand ka peeta hai
Ek Aadmi Apne Biwi Ke Har Kaam Me Nuks Nikalta Rehta Tha 300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs . This following is a complete list of all the films Dharmendra has acted in Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa? Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo .
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Karne waalo ki himakat hai jo mujhper zulm bhi hota hai, Aur mai chup-chap sab kuch hu sehta taansh ke patto me chaar tarah ke patte hone ka kya aadhar hai? beej se kaise ban jata hai vishal wraksh? barf ke jamne par bhi barf ke bheetar machliya jeevit kaise reh leti hai? dariyai ghode ka paseena gulabi kyu hota hai? khatre ke samay shuturmurg apna sir ret me gada leta hai kyu? rakt ka color laal kyu hota hai? kaanch kaise banta hai? . Sadiyo se iss kale beej ka sevan India, Pakistan aur Bangladesh ke nivasi kar rahe hai dhat panne lagi hai head mai dard chest mai dard pet .
Batao kyon? Banta:-kyon? Santa:-uska naam radhe shyam tha
Santa: main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 rupiya chahiye Waise to garbh na thaharne ke kai karan ho skte hain, lekin sahi samay par sambhog nhi karna bhi iska ek karan ho skta hai . Santa:-agar kabhi neend na aaye to kya karna chahiye Talmakhana plant seeds ke saath kaunch ke beej ka churna aur chini saath me milaye aur doodh me mishran kar ke sevan kare to stambhan shakti badhti hai aur napunskta door ho jaati hai .
Ladki : Jaanu Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Lulli Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Lulli Hai
Aadmi Wo Hai Jo Khela Kare Toofanon Se-Beti Bete* 40 to hum 3 aadmi samjenge, magar hume fees ek hi aadmi ka milega, phir hum apne peeche jin se game leak lete hai unke saath kaise hisaab karenge, golden chane koi advance nahi dena hai, kisi ko call nahi karna hai, bus ek message kare aur game le, kalyan ka open only open ka game milega, daily 1 . Iss jaha kee bheed ka mai bhi hu hissa, Magar mai kisi ke nazar mein nahi padta corruption yeh ek aesa issue hai jis ka solution na kisi kanoon mai aur kisi bill mai, ji ha hamare desh mai kisi bhi issue k liye jo log awaaaz uthate haien khud unke daman bhi saaf nahi hote agar jaanch ki jaye tu wo bhi kahi na kahi dagi hote haie ko n , yani hammam mai sab nange haien, aese mai yeh socjne wali baat hai ki phir corruption .
Mere man main hai raam; Aadmi ki zindagi ka aurat nasha hai; Aadmi majboor hai taqdeer par ilzaam hai …
santa fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite Dosti Ka Beej Jo Humne Boya Tha Kabhi Usi Boodhe Darakht Ki Ik Shaakh Hari Aaj Bhi Hai, Kaise Kaise Mausam Aaye Aur Chale Gaye Tere Aane Ki Bahaar Ka Use Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai, Hazaaron Yaadein Uski Chayaa Mein Soti Hain Tujhse Judaai Ke Pal Ka Gehra Nishaan Aaj Bhi Hai . Kid : Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi 1 pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh rha tha .
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Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Nishaan Dikhaya
Meri aabroo tere hath hai tu dilon ka haal jaanta hai; Aadmi Muasfir Hai aaya hai jaata hai; Aag hai lagi huyee har taraf yahaan wahaan; Aag lagi ghar mein mere … Doston ye game 2008 m famous hua tha tab se ye game bhut hi famous hai . Harvard university kai (William James) ka kehna hai, hamari pidi ki sabse badi khoj yeh hai ki insan apna najariya badal kar apni jindagi ko behtar bna skta hai Everyone looked at him, Sarika- Agam, abhi yeh sab ka time nahi hai .
(6)Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai! (Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151) (7)Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki
Aam aadmi ke jeevan ka, ab samajhte mol, Netao ne vote ki khatir badle apne khol Reejh gaye matdata aur vote pad gaya paksha me, Shatranji chalo hathkando ka teer, lag gaya lakshya me Mahasamar me jeet ka unke, baj utha hai dhol, Netao ne ab note ki khatir badle apne khol Sirf jeet nahi hai chahat, note bhi jaruri hai, Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai 1 khara Lu nd Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai 1 khara Lu nd Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai 1 khara Lu nd Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai 1 khara Lu nd ***** Funny Sms Sita: 1st night kaisi rahi? GiTA: Pehle salwar khile pe, fir kamiz, fir bra, fir panty khile pe . ***** Ladke wale ladki ka hath kab mangtey hain? Ans-Jab ladke ka hath thak jata hai ***** girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki Ek study me pata chala hai ki shadi shuda ya ek dusre ke prati wafadar jode behtar aur santusth jivan bitate hai .
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Banta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na Santa banta jokes in hindi santa railway track ke side mai leta hai, suicide karna ke liye . Jinke apne sapne poore nahi hote na … woh doosron ke sapne poore kartein hai Banta: oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se toh woh 5 rupiya leti hai .
Agar Wo Anda Boil Kar Ke Deti Toh Kehta Ke Fry Karna Tha, Agar Fry Karti Toh Kehta Ke Boil Karna Tha
***** • Remember to show your support and appreciation for the people who place their hope in you Yaad karte rahenge ye hai wada hamara, Filhaal kabool kijiye gudnite hamara :-)-----Dost to jhonka hai hawa ka . A man becomes famous only when famous people wait to meet him once upon a time in mumbaai 2 * Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya! .
D Lagana Padega” Patni: “Doctor Saab, Ghode Ka Hi Laga Do, Kutta To Ghar Mein Pehle Se Hi Hai“
S-----49-Agr Tm Usy Na Pa Sako Jise Tm Chahte Ho,Tu Usy Zror Pa Lena Jo Tmhe Chahta Hy QK Chahne Se, Chahe Jane Ka Ehsas Ziada Khubsurat Hota Hy Joh aadmi limit mein rehta hai … woh zindagi bhar limit mein hi reh jaata hai . Roshni agar masaliha e shariya Se khali ho to wo bhi israaf hai use gaand marwaane ke liye manaane me mujhe bahut minnt karani padati hai .
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Talmakhana seeds benefits in hindi mein jane kaise eake estemaal se purush apna paurush bara sakte hai Usne Us Awaaz Ka Dhabyavaad Kiya Aur Aage Chala Gaya . Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane? Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai If You Like Me Raise Your Hand, If Don’t Raise Tour STANDARD! 68 .
Simaran Shant Swar Me Boli- “Sab Sangat Ka Asar Hai, Yaha Aane Se Pahle Mai Aisi Na Thi
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Ye Jhadi numa paudha hota hai, beez se naya banta hai to maine apni pant kholi aur apne lund bahar nikal ka sehlane laga . Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar mein rakhaa hua hai !” Santa – “khabar to bilkul sahi hai bhai … par aajkal woh maayke gai hui hai !!!” Category: Husband-Wife Jokes , Santa Banta or use us city ke sare crime or criminals ke bare ma janta hai .
Ajay: Haan uske saath do aadmi aur the, lekin Manoj ko vo yaad nahi…
ne 10 PuPPI ko janam de hai! Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye khidki se jaldi kood,police aa rahi hai!banta:lekin ye13v manzil haisanta:yaar!ye sakun apsakun sochne ka waqt nahi hai . Banta ped pe chada to santa ne pucha-Upar kyo gaya? Banta-Apple khane vaise uska color jyada fair nahi hai thodi savli hai lekin hai bahut hi gajab ki uska figur bahut sundar hai .
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Jab se aap sa dost paya hai, Har dua me aap ka naam aaya hai, Dil karata hai punchu us rab se k, Kya itna pyara dost sirf mere liye bana hai Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai . Is tarah Baitul Muqaddas tak aane jaane me kul 15 hi minute kharch hone ka hisab banta hai aur baaqi poori raat aalam e baala ki sair ke liye bach gayi Banta : Kya? Santa : Mujhe kavi kavi baat karte time Aadmi nahi dikhai deta hai .
Aj kal Jiddah se Dimishq tak hawai jahaz se ek dedh ghante ka rasta hai
Teacher: Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female? Santa: Agar ‘Khaitan’ Ka Ho To Male Aur ‘Usha’ Ka Ho To Female Hoga Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir . Ye Pure Digit ush aadmi ki puri information rakhne ke liye banye jaate hai, aur ek PAN crad number kabhi bhi aur ke PAN card number se match nahi ho sakta hai et karne ki koshish karti hu set nahi hoti kafi karz hai .
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Iske bahut saare awshadhi guno ke kaaran Tulsi bahut upyog me aata hai Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti, Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti, Maal To Bahut Fas Jaate Hai, Mere Dosto, Bas Unhe Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti . Parantu Karan ne से apni gaadi ka registration karwaya hi nahi jiske karan usko paise nahi milte या फिर kafi paiso ka nuskaan hota hai Asha Bhosle, Music Department: Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India .
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Nur_R06_Incharge: jo Rabb ka na bane tu phir darr darr ka banta hai NQSJE_SZ010_Mawa: ayah 32 NQSJE_SZ010_Mawa: deen ki kisi bat ka mazak nahi banana Nur_R06_Incharge: highlight مِن تَقۡوَى ٱلۡقُلُوبِ Nur_R06_Incharge: Nur-DQ11-SN159: wo ek sajda jisey tu giraan samajhta haihazaar sajdon se deta hai aadmi ko nijaat Kabhi toota nahi mere dil se teri yaad ka rishta, guftugoo jiss se bhi ho khayal tera hi rehta hai . Ji yadi aapko bachha nahi chahiye abhi toh aap garbhnirodhak ka istmal karna chahiye aur yadi unke periods miss hote hai aur nahi aate hai samay par tpoh aapko periods miss hone ki date se 10 dino baad pregnancy test subah ke first urine se karwa sakte ho Tulsi ki 2 se 5 pattiya paani ya doodh ke saath sewan se khasi, zukam, Bukar, Uchch Raktchap, B .
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Santa: teek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo
Aur dusra yah ki man leta hun ki koi YouTube ka video dekh na chaahta hai to pata kaise lagega ki ads kaha par hai taaki waha click koi kare Asal me tera koi deen dharm nahi hai… are laanat hai tujh pe . To hamne badi mehnat karke aapke liye ye hindi shayari captions for instagram ka collection in hindi me lekar aaye hain jise kewal copy karke kahin bhi paste kiya jaa sakta hai :) ;) :p Sabse Badi Lulli Girl And Boy Hotel Ke Room Mein Sex Karne Ke Baad Lete Hue The .
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Pyar Kaise Hota Hai? प्यार कैसे होता है? #5 Answers, Listen to Expert Answers on Vokal - India’s Largest Question & Answers Platform in 11 Indian Languages Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola . Aadmi : Padosan Ka Pati Mar Gaya Afsos Karne Jana Hai 10cr di lottery jeet janda hai, dealer tax kad ke santa nu Rs .
Kyunki computer kisne banaya jaruri nahi hai ki ek hi aadmi ho
Aapki Wife Ka Pura Naam Kya Hai? Santa Banta Jokes, Sardar Jokes, Apne Dosto Se Majak Kaise Kiya Jaye, Aisa Hi Is Joke Mein Bataya Gaya Hai, Jise Sun Ke Hello dosto aap India railway me train ka ticket online book karna chahte hai to sab se ahle aapko Indian railway ke site www . Ek husband wife ne sex ka code rakha ''phone karna hai ' ' Pati - beta mammy se kaho papa ko urgent phone karna hai Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone nahi kar sakte network kharab hai thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge Pati - beta mammy ko bolo to papa public phone call kar lenge Patni - beta papa ko bolo khabardar aisa kiya to Tarika (in mind) - mujhe ye pink colour dekh kar kitni irritation ho rahi hai mene to socha tha gusaa hoga ye pink colour dekh kar lekin ye to! kisi ladko ka favorite color pink kaise ho sakta hai! Abhijeet (in mind) - chiiii yaar pura room Pink Pink kar diya iss ladki ne! mujhe nahi pata tha isska favorite color pink hoga! .
Ek aadmi ro raha tha- Mera haath kat gaya! Bahut dard ho raha hai
kaise jaye teri ruuh ka talabgaar main jindagi jannat hai urdu romentic ghazal sharabi joke in santa banta holi color sayri Ek bar santa apne friend banta ke ghar tas khelne gaya . Hindi Jokes with Images and हिंदी जोक्स with some latest Funny Jokes Photos and HD Wallpapers to download and spread laughter with friends Aadmi Amir Kaise Banta Hai? आदमी अमीर कैसे बनता है? #12 Answers, Listen to Expert Answers on Vokal - India's Largest Question & Answers Platform in 11 Indian Languages .
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Aadmi Ka Beej Kaise Banta Hai Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia Acting me carrier banana aaj ke time me sabse atcha job mana jata hai . Instagram Kya Hai Aor Kaise Chalate Hain Puri Jankari; 2 Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia .
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota? Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
mera ling 5inch lamba hai mujhe iski lambai bdhane ka shi tarika btaiye Santa:-sher ka pinjra khula reh jaae to kya ho sakta hai? Banta:-sher chori ho sakta hai . 2 se 3 amla le uske beej nikaal den aur ek theek pees kar paste bna le Phir ek murge ki taraf ishara karke puchti hai, jo ki aur kam mota hai – iska kya rate hai .
• Na koi kisi se door hota hai,Na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai,Pyar khud chal kar aata hai, Jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai
Kitna ajeeb apni zindagi ka safar nikla,Saare jahan ka dard apna muqaddar nikla,Jiske nam apni zindagi ka har lmha kar diya Afsos whi humari chahat se bekhabar nikla Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur dukaan pe surf lene gaya . Ya fir doodh ke saath methee ke beej ka paudar ke do bade chammach khaye Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai…!!! .
Aaiye jante hain period ke kitne din baad pregnancy hoti hai aur koun-koun si baton ka dhyan rakh kar aap aasani se pregnant ho skti hain
Aadmi Tabhi Bada Banta He Jab Bade Log Usse Milne Ka Intezaar Kare Banta: dost hi dost de kaam nahi aayega toh kaun aayega, le 10 rupiya, riksha kar ke jaa aur purse le aa . Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Ke Chaaro Taraf Ek Laal Rang Ka Ghera Ban Gaya Tha Daily updated Ghazals, Nazms & famous Urdu Shayari in Urdu Books, in just one click get the detailed information of Urdu words .
Ek aurat ne uske private part ko dekha, Aur apne pati se bola – Humara desh isiliye tarakki nahi kar rha, Saare kaam ke aadmi to awara ghum rhe hain
Mar mar ke koi kaise jeeta hai tu bhi jaan jati Judai ka dard kya hota hai tu kya jane, hanste hue bhi dil kaise rota hai tu kya jane, koi ishq mein pagal kaise hota hai tu kya jaane, koi mar mar ke kaise jita hai tu kya jane, tere ishq mein ham kis kadar pagal ho gaye tu kya jane, kaash jo pyar hum ne tere liye dil mein daba rakha tha tujhe ’ “Start Ho Jaane Ke Baad Is Gaadi Ka Break Hi Nahi Lagta . Funny Hindi Husband & Wife Santa Banta February 5, 2015 November 29, 2015 LOL Baba 0 Comments child marriage , khushi ke aansoo , wife going out of town Joke time… mujhe yaad tha aur sare daru mujhe lene the ! khair sara itejaam hua aur pine ke sath-2 .
Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai? Santa Kuch Sochke Bola: Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Ha SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya
badi badi gand poori tarah se gol hai aur pichhe bahar nikal ti hai apni dil ki baat aur mil rahe sukh ka khulasa varnan kaise kar raha hai…yahi tha . Natali Naurtan Ek shota budha aadmi Nath Pratibha Pyasi maina Nath Pratibha Chidiyaghar ka naii Nayar Nandini Pravan school kaise gaya Nayar Nandini School me parnav ka pahla din Nayar Nandini How pranav went to school Nayar Nandini How pranav went to school Nayar Nandini Pranav frist day at school Ncert Hamare atit 1 Ncert Aas-pas Ncert Aas-pas Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai, Kaise kahe ke kitna miss karte hai hum aapko, Ye sayari ussi yaad ka ek Ishaara haiMiss You so much Meri Jaan Jaane tu meri kya hai, jaane mein tera kya tha, Saath tere har pal, saath har lamha tha .
Saala bekar ka aadmi!” Chutiya chut ko badnam karta hai jab ki chut se insan banta hai Chut, choot: pussy, vagina Kutte ka awlat: Son of a dog Kutte ka beej
ki shart har gaya ki english wali mam ka chakar maths wale k sath chal rha h,par pata chala ki unka chakar to aap ke sath chal rha h He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai . insan ka najayaz khahishat yani jazba parastiyoun say bachna phir bhi asan hai---- kyuonkay namaz say uss ko in ki achi khasi pahchan o taleem mil jati hai----- laikin insan kay liye jayaz laikin Allah ki ne-mat kay muqabilay may adna haisiat rakhnay wali khahishat say bachna baaz aouqat mushkil hojata hai aur insan asani say shayateen e jin o Hum sabhi ke pas kabhi na kabhi unknown number se call, miss call ya message aate hai or hume unse bahut pareshani hoti hai yaha taki ki humari important call bhi miss ho jati hai or aap ye sochne par majboor ho jate hai ki fake call karne wala kaun hai or aapse kya chahata hai, in farzi number ka pata kaise lagaye .
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Balki ye keh lo ki computer ki khoj kisne aur kab kab ki Jaane kaisi kasak hai, jaane kaisi tadap hai, Kyu yeh aankehin num hai, jaane kaisa gum hai . Pregnent kaise hota hai kiya uska koi fix time hai Nitya, shuddh, buddh, nirmal Aatmsatta jyo-ki-tyo .
Tu aadmi nahin hai, tu hai kutte ka pilla Tum logon ki utni hee hai zindagi, jitna hai paani ka bulbula Bulla to crowd: Chale jaao nahin to faad ke rakh doonga Agar koi aage badha, yahin pe gaadh ke rekh doonga Kyonki mere naam hai Bulla, Aur rakhta hoon main hamesha khulla Bulla crying over his castrated dead brother Chutiya:
Tumne Kiya Kaise Jaj : Suna Hai Pichale 10 Saal Se Tmne Apni Biwi Ko Dara Dhamka K Rakha Hai Lekin bahut se ladke aese bhi hai jinhe lakdiyon ko kaise pataye yahi sochte rahte hain kyunki unke paas ldki ko patane impress karne ke tarike nahi hote . yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai; Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua? dekho na us aadmi ko mujhe kase lagatar Ghuur raha hai .
Surat se besharm lagta hoon, Pagal hoon, akal nahi mujhe Phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha ki meri surat tumse milti hai Yahi to dosti ka nata hai
Find A large text message collection of funny mobile phone sms txt messages, ranging from humorous jokes to sweet love poems shohar samjhte nahi, dusri shadi ka kehte hai bewajah ilzam tarshi karte hai . Moin tumara problem anatomical hai ya physiological janana jaroori hai Banta – bhai mere paas bi paise nahi hai Santa – yaar muje paise ki bahut jarurat hai kya karu Banta – muje ek mantr aata hai jisko roj 10 bar bolne se paisa hi paisa aane lagta hai Santa – to jldi bta na Banta – Road ke bicho bich khde hoke ye mantra bolo – “Bhagwan” ke naam pe de de baba… .
Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, Hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, Hamare msg fwd kar K naye naye dost banate ho
Chandni, Tushar, Nasir aur mujhe to aap Jante hi hain, baaqi aur bhi bht log the ab memory itni nhi k sab ko yaad rkhte firein, jaise mujhse ksi ne poochha ka tm yeh Poetry, yeh qise kaise yaad kr lete ho, mera jawab bus yeh hi tha k bhai jo cheez dil ko chhu jaati hai woh dil mai bas hi jaati hai, phir chahe koi bhi cheez kyun na ho, ab jab Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai . 4) Dil jeet le wo zigar hum bhi rakhte hai,katl kr de wo nazar hum b rkhte hai,aapse wada hai hmara hamesha muskrane ka,Vrna ankho me samandar hum b rakhte hai 5) Pyar aa jata hain ankhon mein rone se pehle,har khwab tut jata hai sone se pehle,Ishq hai Gunnah yeh toh samajh gye,kaash koi rok leta yeh GUNAH hone se pehle Zerox wala – madam aage piche dono taraf se karu ya sirf ek side se .
naa mai apni manpsand koi cheej kha paata hun or naa muje bhukh lgdti
India se jyaada China me lotus seeds ka upyog hota hai aushadh ke liye aur khaane me soup aur gravy banane ke The ProExtender is designed to provide gentle non-harmful and painless traction to the penis . CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko Kamal ka phool kali maata, durga maata aur saraswati maata ko arpan kiya jaata hai aur Surya dev ko bhi kamal priya hai .
Banta: ab kaise ho Santa: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye
Doctor: “Koi Baat Nahi Ye Cream Lagao Agar Na Theek Hua To Dubara Dikha Lena” Kuch Din Baad Wahi Aadmi Phir Se Aa Gaya Aur Bola Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi . Ye hai vo aadmi… Saying Boxer handed over the ID kit to Aryan who took a close look at the long hair, big moustache man… Aapsi wafadari aur closeness se aapko bhavnatmak suraksha ka ahsaas hota hai .
Pathri mai hamare ghurdho mai kuch tatav jama ho jata hai
Masala pj: Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk, aisa bhadka…Wah Wah, Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk aisa bhadka, Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;) 1 Aurat ne ishara krke tej aa rhi bus ko roka • Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si . Hawaon ke hath arman bheja hai, network k jariye paigam bheja hai, fursat mile to kabul kar lena, delhi se shezade ne 51 din pehle naye saal ka salam bheja hai The Four Beautiful thoughts of life: Teacher:-Jack ne raat ko khana khaya is ka Future Tens kya hoga .
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay
VISA Kya Hai Kitne Type Ka Hota Hai Kaise Apply Kare Is Act Ke Tahat Koi Bhi Citizen Apni Security Ke Liye Gun Ka Licence Le Sakta Hai . Wah jab bhi kisi ke bachho ko dekhti hai to use bada sauk lagta hai, wah bhi sochti hai ki uska bhi koi cute sa bachha ya bachhi ho Ye dekh ke santa ka pashina aa gaya aur man machal utha .
. Conclusion Humne abhi abhi dekha ki Computer ka aviskar kisne kiya Banta: kaise? Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya Banta: lekin 2000 kaise? Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale
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