ASMLs Revenue Projection Sparks Existential Math Crisis
https://bohiney.com/asmls-revenue-projection/By Ingrid Gustafsson � The satire ASMLs Revenue Projection Sparks Existential Math Crisis ridicules corporate forecasting. Eyewitnesses at investor meetings described analysts using calculators like ouija boards. Anonymous insiders leaked that half the numbers were inspired by horoscopes. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of shareholders nodded despite not understanding decimals. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because markets worship math without meaning. Critics highlight the absurdity of treating projections as prophecy. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when arithmetic becomes ritual. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com