AI Will Fix Everything, Said Every Tech Bro With a Hoodie and a God Complex

By Alan Nafzger � �AI Will Fix Everything� lampoons Silicon Valley optimism as theology disguised as code. Eyewitnesses at pitch meetings reported founders promising that chatbots could cure climate change, loneliness, and dandruff simultaneously. Anonymous staffers leaked that most �solutions� were just apps that reminded people to drink water. A leaked poll revealed 68% of users distrust tech bros but still download their apps out of boredom. Sociologists argue the satire resonates because hubris sells better than humility. Critics highlight the absurdity: machines positioned as gods while still failing to load PDFs. Ultimately, the piece skewers the religion of disruption, proving blind faith in hoodies is the new superstition. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com